it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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