There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
