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i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
