let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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