You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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