(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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