How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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