what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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