i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize