I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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