Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
