We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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