I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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