just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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