I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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