I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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