my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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