ADVERTISEMENT

• (732): View more from New Jersey

  my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls

  Fav 5 1052 2912

  share tweet
  

• (805): View more from California

  at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.

  Fav 64 1433 3455

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (626): View more from California

  Dignity is for republicans.

  Fav 39 5227 1915

  share tweet
  

• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.

  Fav 3 1192 2773

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.

  Fav 16 6384 1737

  share tweet
  

• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.

  Fav 7 1198 3147

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit

  Fav 14 1498 4007

  share tweet
  

• (903): View more from Texas

  So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.

  Fav 18 2202 1190

  share tweet
  

• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  of course we have a beer bong

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  how else would we feed our christmas tree

  Fav 3 1444 693

  share tweet
  
• 

  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.

  Fav 8 1535 625

  share tweet
  

• (614): View more from Ohio

  Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.

  Fav 6 1124 623

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (765): View more from Indiana

  Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child

  Fav 6 599 1245

  share tweet
  

• (+61): View more from Australia

  We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.

  Fav 2 612 462

  share tweet
  

• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.

  Fav 1 461 693

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (561): View more from Florida

  NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW

  Fav 1 125 74

  share tweet
  

Randomize