"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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