I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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