i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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