So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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