Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
how drunk are you?
Several
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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