she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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