I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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