What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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