Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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