Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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