he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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