yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
