just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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