bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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