what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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