And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I cut my penus on the lid.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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