Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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