If i come over, it means nothing
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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