you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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