whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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