Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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