Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
