Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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