season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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