Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i've created a new STD.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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