I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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