me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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