I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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