butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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