I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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