i jhust puked up my retainher.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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