Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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