he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I intend to get homeless drunk
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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