Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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