In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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