those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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