So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Randomize
