why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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