he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
