thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
Randomize