Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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